A koala at the Los Angeles Zoo was reported missing and later found to have been hunted by P-22, the region’s sole mountain lion, in the first instance of a captive animal killed by local wildlife. What do you think?
“I missed this! Will there be another show at 3:30?”
Lance Tressen • Sawdust Disposer
“This ought to close the book once and for all on the pressing ecological question of whether koalas are stronger than mountain lions.”
Francesca Vega • Comma Expert
“I know a pretty good fence guy if they’re interested.”
Brennan Tosh • Unemployed